Beth opened the gate to the front of the boat but what she hadn't noticed was that the summer's drought had left the water level low. This left roughly a 10 foot area between where the boat would bottom out and the grass of the shoreline. Ethan had a board to span the distance but hadn't gotten it out yet.
Describe Beth standing a the front of the boat taking selfies when it abruptly stopped causing Beth to stumble forward to the edge of the boat platform staring at an expanse of slimy black mud. Describe her initial reaction and thoughts as she careened forward. Describe her first thought as her eyes locked in on the mud.
Describe her trying to regain her balance right at the edge. Describe her designer sneakers a quarter of the way off the platform with her toes curling down as fights gravity. Describe what she is saying as this unfolds.
As Beth stood at the front of the pontoon, blissfully engaged in her own little moment of curated perfection, she was entirely absorbed by the task of taking what was supposed to be the perfect round of selfies. The angle was just right, the sunlight framing her face with a heavenly softness, and she could almost taste the flood of likes and comments that would be rolling in over the next hour. It was as if the chaos of the day had faded into the background, and now it was just her, her phone, and her carefully crafted moment of elegance. She flipped her hair over one shoulder for good measure and began lining up another shot, making sure to tilt her head slightly to capture the shimmer of the water behind her.
But then, without warning, the boat came to an abrupt, jarring stop.
Beth barely had time to snap shut her phone’s camera app before her body lurched forward, entirely unprepared for the sudden halt. For a split second, she was weightless, completely off balance, teetering dangerously toward the edge of the pontoon.
"Whoa—oof!" The sound of surprise slipped from her lips, her usually controlled, polished posture tumbling into ungraceful disarray.
Her hands scrambled for the nearest railing or surface to steady herself, but it all happened too fast. In one staggering motion, Beth found herself propelled towards the front of the boat, her expensive Saint Laurent tote jostling against her shoulder, the designer stripes of her Dior top suddenly fluttering precariously as she stumbled forward.
And then she saw it—the expanse of slimy, glistening black mud stretching out between the boat and the shoreline. Her wide brown eyes locked onto the muck, and in that instant, all her thoughts coalesced into one singular horror:
No. No. No. No. NO.
The mud wasn’t just mud; it was a slick, nightmarish mire, glistening ominously in the sunlight. It looked treacherous, like it could swallow her whole. Her toes reflexively curled in her sneakers as her brain registered exactly what awaited her if her momentum carried her even an inch further.
Oh my God, I can't fall. Not there. The horror of it all – the ruined white shorts, the mud getting
crushed into her pristine Superga sneakers, the embarrassment of being completely covered in disgusting, black ooze while everyone—Ethan and his
flip-flop-wearing friends—watched.
This wasn’t part of the plan.
But Beth wasn't one to give in easily to panic—at least, not outwardly. With sheer force of will, she fought to regain her balance, every muscle in her body trying to pull her back from the abyss awaiting her. Her arms flailed behind her, desperately trying to counterbalance her weight as her feet neared the edge of the boat's platform. Her beautiful white sneakers, previously spotless, now looked perilously close to being marred by the dark, clinging mud just a few inches below.
One sneaker was already hanging off the boat's edge, the tips of her toes gripping the platform in a last-ditch effort to avoid the unimaginable. Through gritted teeth, her eyes darted around for anything,
anything, to grab hold of and stop gravity from doing its worst. The soles of her sneakers, now halfway off, felt the open air beneath them. Her toes curled instinctively, pressing into the platform in a desperate attempt to reverse her forward motion. A bead of sweat trickled down her neck; she could
feel herself shifting, tilting, dropping ever so slightly closer to that which she feared most.
"No, no, no, NO!" she breathed out, her usually silky, composed voice cracking into an undignified yelp of panic. She could practically feel the imaginary black sludge engulfing her ankles, creeping up her shins, ruining
everything. “Ethan!” she called out, her voice gaining a frantic edge, “
Ethan! A-are we stopping or—? I can't—oh my God—help!”
Her white sneakers hung just over the ledge now, toes curling downward like a cat clinging to a windowsill. Her eyes flicked again toward the slimy expanse below, and she could swear it was sneering at her, waiting for her fall, waiting to smear her pristine whites into the realm of ruined outfits and Instagram disasters. The mud seemed alive, pulling her gaze toward its horrific, bubbling surface. It was so
close. Too close.
Please, please don’t let me fall into this earthworm stew, she pleaded silently, her heart racing.
More frantic muttering slipped from her lips as she fought to stay upright, words jumbled as they tumbled out, half prayer, half complaint. "
I just bought these shoes! I—Ethan! Where's—where's the thing? The board? We need the
thing! Oh my God,
my clothes..."
Her arms waved ineffectively in the air, desperately trying to pull her weight back from what felt like inevitable catastrophe. Her balance teetered, her expensive sunglasses sliding a bit down her nose as her shoes made an awful squeaking noise while fighting friction at the edge of the platform. Frustration surged beneath her panic, cursing the whole setup.
What kind of boat doesn’t have a proper plank ready to disembark?
Meanwhile, Ethan remained in the back of the boat, laughing with his friends, oblivious to the upscale fashion disaster teetering on the literal edge of embarrassment at the front.
"
Ethan!" she called louder this time, her tone betrayed by a rising panic, "
Get the board out! Now!" There was nothing elegant about the situation anymore. No carefully crafted angles, no yacht-worthy poise. She was in survival mode now, fighting gravity and her own rising tide of horror.
With a final, desperate intake of breath, Beth leaned back, regaining a sliver of composure as the boat rocked ever so slightly in the water. Her toes gripped the platform like it was a lifeline, still dangerously perched over the awful, swampy abyss below.
She teetered there for what felt like an eternity, her heart hammering in her chest as her fingers finally made contact with the railing, anchoring herself. She dared not even glance at the mud again, suspicious that it might further test her fate.
In the back of her mind, she knew the selfies could wait. For now, all she needed was solid ground—and to avoid becoming a fashion cautionary tale.